The 6 most annoying co-workers

by MoneyDoctor Monday 23 June, 2008

pills_256 Every work place has them…

…those that dismisses team members' ideas; the individual that takes credit for someone’s efforts, and those other really annoying co-workers who make any form of productivity difficult.

Yes you know that you should just ignore them but lets face it, there are  but then you just get days you want to sellotape them to their chair and throw them in the liftshaft for a couple of days….

Below are 6 examples of those whose irritating behaviour and annoying attitudes prevent us from having effective relationships at work. 

Can you spot any of them? Worse still, can you spot if you are one of them yourself?!

1. The Naysayer

More effective than a Russian surface to air missile, this office dweller delights in shooting down anyone’s ideas.

Even during "blue sky" brainstorming sessions, where all suggestions are to be embraced with an open mind, the Naysayer immediately rejects any proposal that challenges the status quo, makes them look bad, or is simply a better idea than they could have ever dreamt of.

Perhaps you can get your own back by rejecting their ideas for their next promotion?

2. The Spotlight Stealer

They love the limelight so much they should, quite frankly, be on X-Factor.  

There is definitely an "I" in "team" according to this glory seeker, who tries to take full credit for any team efforts and impress those above in the corporate chain.  This overly ambitious corporate climber never heard a good idea he wouldn't “borrow” and then pass off as his own.

Clearly they have never heard of the words “stealing” and “lying”.

3. The Buzzwordsmith

This person has clearly never heard of the Plain English Campaign

Whether speaking or writing, the Buzzwordsmith is happy to sacrifice clarity in favour of showing off their extensive vocabulary of  business cliches.

This ineffective communicator loves to "utilize" (never just "use") industry-specific jargon and obscure acronyms that are about as clear as a muddy otter in a brown river. Their favourite buzzwords include "synergistic," "actionable," "monetize," “facilitate” and "paradigm shift."

If you have a Collins Dictionary at hand, you should give it to them; preferably full in the face. 

4. The Inconsiderate Emailer

Pointless email alert!

Addicted to the "reply all" function, this "cc" supporter clogs all our already-overflowing inboxes with completely pointless messages. This person also marks less-than-critical emails as "high priority" and sends enormous attachments the size of Canada, that then crash the unwitting recipients' computers.

You will save yourself about 3 hour’s worth of grief simply by not opening any emails you get from this person.

5. The Interrupter

For some of us, this person is not just a pet peeve; they are more like a kennel of irritation. 

The Interrupter has no regard for anyone’s peace, quiet or concentration. When this person is not entering your work area to request immediate life or death help, the Interrupter is in meetings loudly tapping on their desk/laptop/chair, taking calls on their mobile at high volume or starting way off-topic side conversations about nothing in particular.

Headphones should be standard issue kit for any of us forced to work with this type of person; that or alcohol.

6. The Stick in the Mud

You are here to work!

This person is all business all of the time. Disapproving of any attempt at humour, this constant killjoy doesn't have any fun at work and doesn't think you should either. They are usually to be found with a furrowed brow, tutting heavily at any mention of social life, weekends or holidays.

Memo to this person: lighten up and GET A LIFE!

We have listed the qualities that make the above individuals very irritating, in the hope that you will be able to avoid them at all costs. 

But are there any other types of annoying co-workers that we might have missed?

Why not let us know in the comments?

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Comments

ben says:

Tuesday 24 June, 2008 / 16:30

ah yes, we have them all in my office... but now wondering which one people think I am?

andrea says:

Tuesday 24 June, 2008 / 18:01

I can think of several - but in addition to the spotlight stealer there are those who continually try and sabotage everything constructive in as many underhanded ways as possible!

Tracey says:

Tuesday 24 June, 2008 / 18:49

I hate the secondment who tried to put people to sleep for control.

patience says:

Tuesday 24 June, 2008 / 20:16

And then there are those nasty colleagues, who really mean you harm. They pretend they are the nicest and kindest person but love others to become totally dependant upon them and then criticise them behind their back. They cause colleagues damage in public but then only apologise in private.

Charles Edward says:

Tuesday 24 June, 2008 / 20:57

I have worked in the public sector for 30 years and can only say how I have met these type of colleagues time and time again. The sympathetic colleague that does you damage, (co worker) I worked with for 10 years. How can you deal with this type of person???

Bee says:

Tuesday 24 June, 2008 / 21:55

The slippery shoulders person...

how they do it I dont know, but subtly, with stealth, cunning and usually a huge dose of charm they manage to get everyone else running around doing all their work for them. How do they do that and why does it take so long for us all to catch on?!

bigblonde says:

Wednesday 25 June, 2008 / 07:49

There's also the 'secret shirker' that pretends to be really busy but never actually does any work. They are usually quite vocal about how much work they are doing as they attempt to cover the fact that they are doing nothing.

Georgia says:

Wednesday 25 June, 2008 / 08:54

Yes, and what about the stab-you in the back co-worker who befriends you and then goes to your boss behind your back to tell then you are looking for a job (when it was them who gave you the job info). Tries to get you sacked by telling your boss you are on the internet/freelancing/watching TV on your computer all day. Then goes to your boss's boss with tales about your boss which thankfully backfires .... yipee!! There is justice in the world

Lindsey says:

Wednesday 25 June, 2008 / 18:05

I think you may have missed out the office bully. Condescending and full of put-downs. Think they are better than everyone else and suck up to management. Have spent 6 weeks off work with stress down to ours!

Mark Barnes says:

Wednesday 25 June, 2008 / 19:53

Those who complain how crap the job is and how they never have a say in things and just generally mourn about every decision. Yet they have been here for years! Move on!

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