Keith Cullen and Paul Wiggins are two names you should remember as they are two blokes who clearly fell out of the stupid tree and snapped every branch on the way down.

They broke into a Swansea drinks depot, and then drank until they were totally incapable of escaping!

They had removed over £700 worth of booze, caused £1,400 worth of damage, but then could not resist drinking their ill gotten gains. 

In fact they were so utterly battered, they only made it as far as the yard next door, where police found them the next morning.

As if that wasn’t bad enough, when they turned up to Swansea magistrates' court for their case, Cullen was so drunk, that he was not even allowed in the building.

When Cullin was turned away by security guards at the courthouse, Wiggins then disappeared from the foyer.

Neither of them have been seen since then and magistrates have subsequently issued arrest warrants.

Cullen and Wiggins both of Swansea, were tried in their absence and convicted of burglary and theft.

Andrew David, prosecuting, said CCTV cameras had filmed the pair breaking into the Kuehne Nagle Drinks Logistics depot in Swansea.

Police were called and officers found cases of beer and cider neatly stacked up and ready to be removed. 

They also found "a lot" of empty bottles and then came across Cullen and Wiggins asleep in a yard next to the depot, where they were arrested.

They are expected to be sentenced later this week.