You see the huge queues at check in, you stress as the security guards double check that your bottle of Evian is not suspect material and then you have the massive gap in the time space continuum that equates to checking your bags in...
Flying; you either love it or hate it. And if you fly with a budget airline then it could definitely be the latter!
If you are a budget flyer, extra fees, meals onboard and easier check in can cost more than your actual ticket price.
And here are some other ways that the "budget airlines" stiff you over your "low cost flight":
- Ryanair charges a baggage fee of £5 an item of checked baggage each way of a flight, (which then goes up if you wait until the day of the flight to pay). The cost also rises to £5.50 for each kilo over 15 kgs.
- On easyJet, (such a contradictory term surely?) you are allowed one bag of up to 20 kg to check-in for free. Excess weight is charged at £6 a kilogram, £5 for each extra bag and £10 to get the airline to hold extra luggage for you until you get back (isn't that kind of them?)
- On Ryanair and easyJet, wheelchairs and mobility scooters and walking frames are carried free of charge, though large sporting equipment will cost £15.50 an item for each leg of the flight if booked in advance or £20.50 on the day of travel (on easyJet, the price is 50p cheaper).
- Also on easyJet, if you are a musician, as long as the total weight allowance isn't breached, you don't have to pay extra for your instrument (thought its best not to be a tuba player!).
- And though prams are carried free of charge on the airline, bringing an infant on board will set you back £7 for each one-way flight. (See why it is expensive to have kids!)
- And it's too bad if you need supplemental oxygen to survive; for security reasons, Ryanair does not permit you to bring your own oxygen on board! They charge you £100 each leg to provide the service. BMI Baby also charges £100 for oxygen, but they also stick on a charge of £27.50 for medical clearance to travel with it!
- If you fly with Ryanair, you can buy a priority boarding pass for £2 each leg of the flight and if you use this "Check'N Go" service, you can check in at the gate instead of before passport control, though if normal travellers attempt to do this, they will be charged £2 a person at the gate. And if as a priority boarder you have hand baggage that exceeds weight restrictions, you will have to check-in your baggage for a fee of £10 each item.
- With Ryanair, you can change details on your ticket ahead of the flight for a fee of £20.50 online or £30 through a reservation centre. Name changes can be made for a fee of £70. Online, easyJet charges £17.50 for a name change, or £20 through the call centre and the same to change a flight.
- Online changes to booking details cost £20 on BMI Baby, though name changes cost £30 and can only be done via their call centre. If you miss your flight by two hours or less, both BMI Baby and easyJet will charge you a "rescue fee" of £35 to get a later flight, though if you turn up early and a seat is available, you can get home ahead of schedule for free on either airline.
- Even dying will cost you too... BMI Baby will issue a refund only if the intended passenger has died, minus a £20 administration fee, on the presentation of a death certificate! In the case of a family bereavement, BMI Baby will issue a travel credit for the same fee.
- Other carriers charge a fee for allocating seats: First Choice, for example, charges £7 to sit a parent next to a child over 10 and £12 to sit next to a chosen adult.
- You even have to pay the airlines to pay the airlines: many carriers (even non-budget airlines) will charge a flat booking fee of around £3 or 2% of the total amount of the ticket.
- And if you want to survive the flight by eating then you can expect to pay £1.40 for a small amount of water, though this would buy a litre in the airport itself. Sandwiches hover around £3 to £4 on all carriers and hot drinks cost from £1.70-£1.75.
- If you fly with ThomsonFly and get cold, they will charge you £4 for a blanket!! According to them it is an environmental initiative to reduce the weight of the aircraft and the subsequent carbon emissions. Yet, the airline would carry these blankets regardless and therefore emit carbon due to the weight regardless of passenger choices! (so they are talking nonsense aren't they?)
But its not all doom and gloom; if you need a travel tip, here is one:
Just last month, trading standards officers found that it was possible to save yourself 43% by booking with a non-budget airline simply by flying at night.
So it's best to do that before the airlines start introducing a fee for night-time travel!
British Airways: Flying the flag but losing your bag!