As Tommy Cooper once said "You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said 'Parking Fine.' So that was nice!"
Yes it's true that the old jokes are best but parking tickets are certainly no laughing matter...or are they?
While the people described below probably didn't see the funny side of their ticket receiving circumstances, we found some of them hilarious (the horse was our favourite)
And you think that you've been hard done to by the parking authorities...
1. Trucking ridiculous
It was a normal day for Michael Collins, who was on his way to collect a skip in London's Belsize Park. Suddenly, his truck lurched as the road beneath him collapsed. Unbeknown to Michael, a burst water main had caused the road to give way, creating a deep hole where the front wheels of his 17-tonne truck became stuck.
While he was waiting for his lorry to be rescued, a passing parking attendant appeared. To the astonishment of nearby residents and despite Michael's protests, she stood on tiptoe and whacked a parking ticket on the trucks windscreen, uttering the immortal words, "You can appeal".
2. Bad news comes in trees
If a tree fell on your car and you escaped death by mere inches, you might think that you would get some sympathy from your local council wouldn't you?
Sadly, no such compassion was found to be available when one family suffered just such a fate under the parking fascists of Wychavon District Council
Nicky Clegg was driving along the Bromwich Road with her 82-year-old mother and her 11-year-old son. Suddenly a tree crashed on her car. Amazingly, they escaped death but the car ended got a crushed bonnet, smashed windscreen and broken wing mirrors.
Police dragged the wrecked car to the side of the road and told Nicky that it was fine to leave it there and she could pick it up the following day.
But when she came back the next day, guess what? Yep, she had a parking ticket on her window.
3. Feeling run down?
Think that being badly injured is an excuse to park illegally? Then think again buster!
When Nadhim Zahawi of South London was thrown from his scooter and left lying in the road with a broken leg, a heartless traffic warden from Lambeth Council slapped a £100 ticket on his bike.
4. Horse play
You leave your horse in the street and what do you expect to find when you get back? A small pile of manure perhaps, but a parking ticket?
Yet, amazingly, this is what happened to Robert McFarland, a retired blacksmith from Yorkshire when he left his trusty steed, Charlie Boy, for a few brief moments. The horse had a ticket on him...
On the ticket, the over-zealous warden had written the vehicle description as "brown horse".
5. Daylight robbery
It was a normal day at first for Fred Holt when he went to his local bank. But then it went a bit pear shaped when two masked men burst into the bank brandishing an axe and a machete. During the raid, they held a young cashier hostage with an axe to her throat and customers were forced to lie on the floor as staff were made to hand over the cash.
If being a victim of this scary situation wasn't bad enough, 77 year old Mr Holt had parked his car nearby, and by the time he had given a statement to police officers, his car had been there for 20 minutes longer than allowed.
However, Mr. Holt was not worried because the police officers who interviewed him said that traffic wardens had been told about the raid and asked not to issue tickets. But when Mr Holt got back to his car he was shocked to find a £30 parking ticket pinned to his windscreen; the reason: overstaying his allowed time in the street.
6. Bloody ridiculous
"Do Something Amazing Today" is the slogan of the National Blood Service.
In Sutton, a traffic warden did just that, though not quite in the way one woudl like...
For four years, a mobile National Blood Service truck has visited Sutton, parking at the same spot outside a group of offices, so volunteers can give blood. But seeing the good citizens of the town turn up and exchange a pint of the red stuff in return for a cup of tea and a biscuit was too much of a temptation for one parking attendant. Whilst those inside were giving blood, the parking attendant gave in his own special way; a parking ticket.
Sutton council eventually waived the fine, saying the parking attendant had made a simple error of judgment. Or was it more like a rush of blood to the head?
7. Bus(ted)
Picture the scene: You're a bus driver. You're driving your bus. You see a queue of people waiting for you at a bus stop. You pull over to pick them up. So far, so good.
But sadly, not everyone wants to buy a ticket. This chap in the queue wants to give you one instead...
This was the ridiculous scene that greeted Manchester bus driver Chris O'Mahony, when he stopped his number 77 bus to let people on. He and his passengers looked on in absolute disbelief as the Manchester City Council parking attendant joined the queue to prepare the parking ticket, deposited the £40 notice and then walked away.
The bus driver's crime? Parking in a restricted area.
The attendant said he'd been told to issue tickets to buses that park. Manchester City Council bosses cancelled the ticket and ordered the warden to be retrained (hopefully, as something other than a traffic warden)
8. Heart attack
Whilst David Holmes was driving along he felt chest pains; naturally he drove himself straight to hospital. When he arrived he was forced to park on the road and was then treated for a heart attack.
A kind nurse left a note on the windscreen saying it was an emergency and that David's daughter would pick the car up later. Despite the note, a scumbag parking attendant slapped a parking ticket on David's car.
Despite an appeal to the local council, the £40 fine was not cancelled. What a bunch of swines!
9. Welcome to Warwickshire
Warwick is a beautiful part of England but it had no appeal for one man who received a parking ticket from the local Council.
Krister Nylander was upset to get a parking ticket in the post for parking in Warwick. But he knew the ticket was wrong; and here is why:
- He lives in Sweden and had not visited England since he was 16
- The offending vehicle was his 20-ton snowmobile
- The snowmobile had hardly ever left the barn, let alone Sweden
How did it get the ticket? We've absolutely no Ikea.
10. Driving you crazy
Driving instructors are used to the problems that can come with teaching people to drive (3 point turns can be especially tricky)
So spare a thought for the driving instructor who got a CCTV parking ticket when his pupil stalled whilst attempting a three-point turn and could not restart the car.
The offence? Parking more than 50 centimetres from the kerb!
Think that you can beat any of these?
Why not tell us about your stories of parking ticket tomfoolery in the comments below?
(List compiled by Barrie Segal, founder of AppealNow.com and author of the book, The Parking Ticket Awards: Crazy Councils, Meter Madness and Traffic Warden Hell)
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